theroadsarecold:


Cats are liquids, as they conform to the shape of their container.

I don’t even know what that noise that just escape my mouth was but omg safkausgfdsa\dhksud

heatmor:

im just annoyed and ugly all the time

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awwww-cute:

Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

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ghostsfacer:

ghostsfacer:

just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?

he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.

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lubricates:

lubricates:

PEOPLE WHO MAKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEIR STATUSES ON FACEBOOK A TEXT POST FROM TUMBLR AND THEN PRETEND LIKE THEY CAME UP WITH IT MAKE ME SO MAD

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are you fucking kidding me i literally JUST posted this

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